هزليات و نثريات

Mr J is a new teacher at S J Simi International school, he’d just arrived from the UK and was standing in the morning line in front of the kids who were jumping like monkeys and had no clue what to do! Mr J: Cooome here you small boy..what’s your fockin name? The boy stares at Mr J. with a big smile on the face that indicates he couldn’t understand a word……. then says something in Arabic and runs… After about 10 minutes of the fun, the kids start to carry their bags to go to the class, at the same time, Mr Kiro the school’s principle passes by to check everything is in order, he stops by Mr J’s class and starts whispering slowly.. “Good morning Mr J…can you please watch the kids, I brought two kids from the toilet and six from the classroom and five from the KG playing area….and all of them were in your class, they are standing there please let them join the others” Mr. J stares desperately at the kids trying not to imagine the number of the kids in the class after those runa...