Mr.J's happy class

Mr J is a new teacher at S J Simi International school, he’d just arrived from the UK and was standing in the morning line in front of the kids who were jumping like monkeys and had no clue what to do!

Mr J: Cooome here you small boy..what’s your fockin name?

The boy stares at Mr J. with a big smile on the face that indicates he couldn’t understand a word……. then says something in Arabic and runs…

After about 10 minutes of the fun, the kids start to carry their bags to go to the class, at the same time, Mr Kiro the school’s principle passes by to check everything is in order, he stops by Mr J’s class and starts whispering slowly..

“Good morning Mr J…can you please watch the kids, I brought two kids from the toilet and six from the classroom and five from the KG playing area….and all of them were in your class, they are standing there please let them join the others”

Mr. J stares desperately at the kids

trying not to imagine the number of the kids in the class after those runaways were brought back…

Mr J. was trying to do his job the right way, but it all turned into a mess!

As he was trying to help one of the kid’s carry his bag, he stumbled over one of the bags on the ground and was about to lose his glasses. Fortunately, he found them but a kid had put them on….

Mr J (trying to act nicely): Give me the glasses dear…

The kid stupidly: What glasses?

Mr. J: the ones on youuur facccae…they are…

But Ms. Titi interrupts and starts asking them to move the line…..

While Mr J was trying to find the line he should move, he was thinking about a plan to take the glasses from the kid but unfortunately his thoughts were interrupted by a girl screaming…

The girl, “Mrrrrrrrrrrrr…. “she starts saying something in Arabic he couldn’t understand

Mr. J” please say it in English”

 But the girl keeps shouting and complaining in Arabic…

Finally, the kids escort Mr J safely to the class, he asks them to finish their breakfast to move to the Computer room……

It was the right moment for Mr. J to execute the plan of having his glasses back…

Mr J (approaching his target) …” What’s your name dear” ….

The kid, “Ahmed”

Mr J, “Do you know that these glasses are mine Ahmed”

The kid” No, they are mine, they were beside my bag”

Mr J (starting to lose patience) yes, but I dropped them beside your bag, can I have them back…”

The kid starts to cry after Mr J attempts to take them…

(A floor matron enters)

“Mr, blease take the kids to the combuter room now”

While Mr J tries is trying to convince them to put their food away to leave, he is faced by a small girl wearing glasses

The small girl says: “Mr do you want glasses, take this “and starts giving hers to him…

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After 15 minutes of running all over the playground to get the kids back to the line, Mr J and his happy class reach the computer room safely.

The kids rush to the chairs and start opening games.

Mr.J decided to be tough so he starts to shout,

“Listen pleaaaase children….no games until I finish what I have to say”

No response, the kids are enjoying their games…

So Mr J thinks about something brilliant, he will remove the computer sockets, but unfortunately while he was trying to remove the first one, he feels a strong electric shock…he tries not to swear while looking for the source of the shock…

“here it is”, he finds a water bottle leaning and dripping water …

Mr J gets pissed off and starts to throw the bottle in the air, but to his bad luck it hits the door while someone was opening it…

Mr. Kiro (at the door) “Mr J is everything ok?”

Mr. J “ yes yes…I believe one of the kids threw his bottle by mistake…don’t worry”

Mr kiro” Why did you ask two kids to sit outside”

Mr J” what kids?”

Mr Kiro…pointing at them…”And I found this phone with them…we don’t allow phones at school…”

Mr J thought that he saw that phone somewhere in…..….then remembers that this is his own phone…

Mr J snatches the phone quickly…”will handle them don’t worry…thank you…”

Mr Kiro leaves the class…and Mr J starts to target his glasses again..

Mr J” come Ahmed…we have a lot to talk about…”

Ahmed moves towards him surprised…

Mr J” the glasses sweetheart are mine”

Ahmed shocks his head….

Mr J” I have some candy for you if you give them to me”

The kid shocks his head again…

Mr J decided just to take them…and amidst the kids cries and his success he hears a shout outside…

He rushes to the door to find a girl standing (he doubts she is in his class)

“Mr please we have seven primary 1 kids from your class running in our classroom and the teacher can’t catch them, please go take them”

Mr J runs to the other classroom to find that the kids had finished their mission inside and start to run downstairs…he starts running after them until he reaches the playground…..

Down there his foot smashes something on the ground…he looks down to find his real glasses smashed under his feet…..