Mr J is a new
teacher at S J Simi International school, he’d just arrived from the UK and was
standing in the morning line in front of the kids who were jumping like monkeys
and had no clue what to do!
Mr J: Cooome here
you small boy..what’s your fockin name?
The boy stares at
Mr J. with a big smile on the face that indicates he couldn’t understand a
word……. then says something in Arabic and runs…
After about 10
minutes of the fun, the kids start to carry their bags to go to the class, at
the same time, Mr Kiro the school’s principle passes by to check everything is
in order, he stops by Mr J’s class and starts whispering slowly..
“Good morning Mr
J…can you please watch the kids, I brought two kids from the toilet and six
from the classroom and five from the KG playing area….and all of them were in
your class, they are standing there please let them join the others”
Mr. J stares desperately at the kids
trying not to imagine the number of the kids in the class after those runaways were brought back…
Mr J. was trying
to do his job the right way, but it all turned into a mess!
As he was trying
to help one of the kid’s carry his bag, he stumbled over one of the bags on the
ground and was about to lose his glasses. Fortunately, he found them but a kid
had put them on….
Mr J (trying to
act nicely): Give me the glasses dear…
The kid stupidly:
What glasses?
Mr. J: the ones on
youuur facccae…they are…
But Ms. Titi
interrupts and starts asking them to move the line…..
While Mr J was
trying to find the line he should move, he was thinking about a plan to take
the glasses from the kid but unfortunately his thoughts were interrupted by a
girl screaming…
The girl,
“Mrrrrrrrrrrrr…. “she starts saying something in Arabic he couldn’t understand
Mr. J” please say
it in English”
But the girl keeps shouting and complaining in
Arabic…
Finally, the kids
escort Mr J safely to the class, he asks them to finish their breakfast to move
to the Computer room……
It was the right
moment for Mr. J to execute the plan of having his glasses back…
Mr J (approaching
his target) …” What’s your name dear” ….
The kid, “Ahmed”
Mr J, “Do you know
that these glasses are mine Ahmed”
The kid” No, they
are mine, they were beside my bag”
Mr J (starting to
lose patience) yes, but I dropped them beside your bag, can I have them back…”
The kid starts to
cry after Mr J attempts to take them…
(A floor matron
enters)
“Mr, blease take
the kids to the combuter room now”
While Mr J tries is
trying to convince them to put their food away to leave, he is faced by a small
girl wearing glasses
The small girl
says: “Mr do you want glasses, take this “and starts giving hers to him…
………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
After 15 minutes
of running all over the playground to get the kids back to the line, Mr J and
his happy class reach the computer room safely.
The kids rush to
the chairs and start opening games.
Mr.J decided to be
tough so he starts to shout,
“Listen pleaaaase
children….no games until I finish what I have to say”
No response, the
kids are enjoying their games…
So Mr J thinks
about something brilliant, he will remove the computer sockets, but
unfortunately while he was trying to remove the first one, he feels a strong
electric shock…he tries not to swear while looking for the source of the shock…
“here it is”, he
finds a water bottle leaning and dripping water …
Mr J gets pissed
off and starts to throw the bottle in the air, but to his bad luck it hits the
door while someone was opening it…
Mr. Kiro (at the
door) “Mr J is everything ok?”
Mr. J “ yes yes…I
believe one of the kids threw his bottle by mistake…don’t worry”
Mr kiro” Why did
you ask two kids to sit outside”
Mr J” what kids?”
Mr Kiro…pointing
at them…”And I found this phone with them…we don’t allow phones at school…”
Mr J thought that
he saw that phone somewhere in…..….then remembers that this is his own phone…
Mr J snatches the
phone quickly…”will handle them don’t worry…thank you…”
Mr Kiro leaves the
class…and Mr J starts to target his glasses again..
Mr J” come
Ahmed…we have a lot to talk about…”
Ahmed moves
towards him surprised…
Mr J” the glasses
sweetheart are mine”
Ahmed shocks his
head….
Mr J” I have some
candy for you if you give them to me”
The kid shocks his
head again…
Mr J decided just
to take them…and amidst the kids cries and his success he hears a shout outside…
He rushes to the
door to find a girl standing (he doubts she is in his class)
“Mr please we have
seven primary 1 kids from your class running in our classroom and the teacher
can’t catch them, please go take them”
Mr J runs to the
other classroom to find that the kids had finished their mission inside and
start to run downstairs…he starts running after them until he reaches the
playground…..
Down there his
foot smashes something on the ground…he looks down to find his real glasses
smashed under his feet…..
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