The story of Phones and Potatoes Part I (Based on true events)

 

Phones and Potatoes is the name of a company, that is supposedly getting agents to call people on behalf of other real estate companies.

But this is not what is our story about!

Neither it is about the VIP Ms. (M) the big big brain and the founder of the project in Egypt, this is only the professional side of the story!

Nor it is about the lesbo manager AKA trainer and her wife and their perfect relationship, this is just the romantic part of our story, but not mainly what is our story about!

It’s just a story about some people who were looking for a job!

Three and a half completely different people, the first is an obscure male, the second and the third are normal people seeking a job….and if you are wondering about the half, it was represented by a photo of a nice girl but we are not sure if she really existed or not!

 

A quick hint on our company:

The name phones and potatoes is derived from the funny thought of someone funny who found it funny to give it as an official name for the company.

At first, the company was represented by Mr. Mo a pro. on social media and an HR pro and the perfect persona to fish for potatoes AKA agents.

Our pro Mr Mo posted his ad on linkedIn and fished a job seeker (one of our three and half group), also he requested a lot of things to be sent to him by mail AKA e-mail to prove his professionalism.

A quick hint to understand the nature of our first representative, he is really very nice and professional while chatting and his conversation always ended with (No proplem), and if you are a teacher or if you like to fish for mistakes, please be nice and resist that itchy urge to correct Mr. Mo’s unintentional spelling mistake!

 

 

 

 

 

Our second representative of the company is Miss (M), who  is a hypothetical VIP and the head, shoulders, knees and toes of the company.

And finally Ms. (M) ,the hypothetical manager AKA hypothetical trainer, and a loving wife to her wife.

 

 

Back to our interview, Mr Mo’s interview was really hard and long, it took three long minutes and included a very complicated task of reading a Shakespearean script, but our interviewees were really three and half brilliant individuals!

Moving to the training stage, the training represented by our potatoes’ administration, was of three very long days and needed a lot of focus and note-taking.

Our team of Ducks was headed by our manager Miss M who introduced herself on the first day as a happily married wife to her lesbo wife ( no offense no lesbos) which was really a lovely surprise to some ,presumably, straight big team of trainees (the number is big to be sure).

Our lesbo trainer AKA manager ( no offence to lesbos again) introduced herself with a professional fake name to sound more professional and then introduced the big group of trainees to each other.

Actually, the ducks team AKA trainees didn’t literally include real people, with the exception of two real individuals, the others were hard to determine or they might be real but worked in the SIS or KGB or the CIA!

And of course the unmentioned half was just a photo, sometimes accompanied by a quick voice, of a fake girl who might be a robot or a part of one of the above -mentioned secret agencies.

We don’t know exactly what proved that the two humans were real people except that they spoke, had voices and had human photos with nose…...or who knows….!

Regarding the details of the training I can’t include all of them as it was really rich and will take me a lot of time to revise the subject matter and the material included within, but I have to summarize some very important things to make it a reference for future generations:

-     The USA is divided into a lot of states, and their names need to be read out by the trainer first.

-     All the abbreviations need to be read and explained in detail.

-     You always need assistance while reading a script.

-     Role-playing while reading a script needs to be monitored to be done correctly.

-     The honeymoon phase (no offense to happy lesbo couples) should be avoided during any training.

-     Use your real name on the call even if you don’t use it in real life.

-     American English is the main language of the training, I advise you to take a course on how to pronounce the (r) and (T) before you start reading the script.

-     Bullying other people is crucial to learn from their mistakes.

 

Some important notes

-     The script is a part of a holy book claiming a new religion, so it has to be learned by word.

-     The material of the training is confidential, so please do not print the three-page document, with their spelling mistakes, for copyright reasons.

-     The identity of the trainer and her wife is confidential too (no offence to happily wed lesbos) so please do not seek to know her real name.

-     Miss M, for the SECOND time, is the head, shoulders, knees and toes of the agency always remember that she’s watching and monitoring you all the time (no offense to Big Brother)

-     The system is hierarchal, so please do NOT BY ANY MEANS try to contact MS M, the head shoulders knees and toes before contacting your secret manager AKA trainer AKA perfect mate (no offense to happy lesbos) first.

 

By the end of the training, the last and third day was really long and tiring but one of the trainees (the human based) was absent so he (no offense to she-males)  missed a lot of important information and had to make a long contact to explain the missing info in a three-word message.

It was really a very hard day! As Miss M Aka the trainer AKA the perfect mate (no offense to her wife) had to read the scripture… sorry the script twice to make sure all her ducks AKA trainees learned it by heart!

After hours and hours of information feeding, the team of ducks really needed a good break, so our lovely lesbo AKa trainer (no offence to training) gave them two hours and a half break full of relaxing music.

 

So, what happened?

Our ducks were literally ready!

They were given the best hidden advice for the interview including all the unnecessary details!

It seems that the ducks didn’t make the best out of their potatoes AKA training!

They didn’t take the job seriously and didn’t follow the advice of the VIP, head, shoulders, knees and toes, and Founder of Egypt’s Phones and Potatoes, MISS M!

 

 

 

The end of part I AKA first part